A small, hand-made phone service

The phone that just calls the people you love.

The simplicity of an old kitchen wall phone, brought back for the family. Your child presses a face on the screen and Grandma answers. You decide who’s on it. We handle everything else.

Built for family & friends, one phone at a time — not a cold public sign-up.

Grandma ● calling… Grandma Dad Auntie Sam Mom

Why we built this

Phones got complicated. Connection got harder. A four-year-old shouldn’t need a smartphone — and a grandparent shouldn’t be one tap away from a scam call — just to say goodnight.

FamPhone is a deliberately small idea: a dead-simple, walled-garden phone where the only thing that can happen is a call to someone who already loves the person holding it. No feeds, no apps, no strangers, no AI talking to your kid. Just the people you chose, one press away.

Three steps. None of them are “read the manual.”

The phone is a dumb, friendly endpoint. Every bit of the complexity lives with us, not with you.

1

We set it up

You tell us who your child should be able to call. We configure a phone on our workbench — numbers, names, photos, the works — and mail it to you.

2

You plug it in

Power and internet. That is the whole installation. No app, no settings, no account to configure on the phone itself. It just works.

3

They press the face

Your child walks up, sees a button with a name, and presses it. During the call, that person’s photo fills the screen — so even a three-year-old knows exactly who they’re talking to.

Simple for them. Reassuring for you.

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You decide who’s reachable

A whitelist only you control. The phone can only call the people on it — and, if you like, only those people can call in. No wrong numbers, no strangers, no surprises.

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A face, not a number

Each contact has a name and a photo. The photo appears on the screen during the call. Calling is something a child does with their eyes, not by reading or remembering digits.

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A gentle “not right now”

When Grandma can’t pick up, there’s no cold voicemail beep — just a warm, reassuring voice: “Grandma’s busy doing good in the world right now — let’s try again later.”

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Optional oversight, on your terms

Want a heads-up when your child talks to someone who isn’t a parent? You can turn on per-contact notifications, recording, or summaries. It is always off by default, always your choice, and never visible on the child’s phone.

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A real phone, with real 911

This is a proper home phone line with emergency calling tied to the address you register. We’ll always be clear about how VoIP 911 works, and make your address easy to keep current.

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No chatbots. Ever.

The phone’s only job is to connect a child to a real person who loves them. There is no AI assistant talking to your kid — by design, and not up for compromise.

Our promise

The most powerful safety feature is how little this phone can do.

Honest, boutique pricing.

FamPhone is a small service for people we know, priced to cover the real cost of the phone line and our time — not to grow at all costs. Final pricing is being set with our first families.

Expected shape
One-time setup

covers the phone & shipping, ready to plug in

+ a low monthly line fee

for the number, calling, and remote management

Ask about joining

Want one for your family?

We onboard a few households at a time so every phone gets set up properly. Tell us a little about who it’s for and we’ll be in touch.

No spam. Just a real reply from a real person.